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14 Photos of David Bowie Not Giving a F***

David Bowie is a cosmic prince. Sent from another planet to teach the world about style and panache, he is far more than the sum of his songs, he has become a cultural icon; a paragon of going your own way. He’s a spokesperson for the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Long-haired Men. He moonwalked before Michael Jackson. And was even a sexual inspiration to movie maven Scarlett Johansson. Hell, he released his new single on his own damn birthday.

Bowie’s story is packed with both legends and facts, and while we all could probably learn a thing or two from his life, the most important thing he has to teach us is just not to give a fuck. “Do whatever you want,” say his creepy-yet-serene eyes when we gaze into them on the television. He urges us: “Be you. Be free. Wear a damn catsuit on stage, you ninny.”

Need proof? Oh, we’ve got proof.

David Bowie

Eye patch, check. Red male cameltoe pants, check. Flippant disregard for gender binary, check.

David Bowie Jane Lynch

David Bowie dressed as Jane Lynch circa 2052

David Bowie Mick Jagger

SO MANY FUCKS WERE NOT GIVEN. Also, who can dance the creepiest?

David Bowie Pajamas

You’d be surprised at how many sleepovers I’ve been able to sneak into with this getup.

David Bowie Handcuff

Candid shot from Bowie’s annual 4th of July snuff film marathon.

David Bowie

I am dressed in approximately 80% women’s clothing but these cufflinks cost more than your car, you silly little shit.

David Bowie

I’m a motherfucking elf. #IDGAF

David Bowie WTF

In the distant future, everyone looks like Anne Heche.

David Bowie take me away

Come filthy human, let me take you in my arms and we will leave this wretched world together

David Bowie 1969

David Bowie in 1969, definitely high on something, not giving two shits that this picture makes no sense.

David Bowie Labyrinth

Bring it motherfucker. I will so go “Magic Dance” on your ass.

David Bowie Makeup

I am David Bowie. More makeup than a stripper with vitiligo. SAY SOMETHING.

David Bowie DGAF

New Year’s Resolution? To stop giving a fuck. 4ever.

David Bowie older

Listen here, you sick fuck. I know all about the strange, semi-sexual thoughts you’ve had about me over the years. It’s time to knock that shit off. It was just a phase.

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Lou Jeannot

Lou Jeannot

Music Contributor at Serial Optimist
Lou is co-founder of a Michigan record label and is passionate about design in music, video games and urban planning. He lives in Muskegon, MI with a bear and a dog.
Lou Jeannot

3 Comments

  1. how'z about the new album cover: http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Music/Pix/pictures/2013/1/9/1357733813762/David-Bowies-The-Next-Day-001.jpg — FU all the way just crossing out the old album title.

  2. Barbara Shawboose says:

    Love these! Still looks good too. :-)

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