Sexy Pets: Hook All Your Pets Up!

Are your pets lonely? Are they also super sexy? Well then send them to me and I will hook them up with other sexy lonely pets. Yeah, that’s all. I’m a matchmaker, but for your sexy, sexy pets.

Barb

My self-summary

I think I’m dying.

What I’m doing with my life

I used to make out the shapes in the room and hide in the treasure chest but now…I think I’m dying.

I’m really good at

…reacting to light and color signals.

The first things people usually notice about me

That I’m not Nemo and I can swim.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Rainbow Fish

Not JAWS.

The Big Bang Theory

Phish

Fish Food, not the ice cream…actually Fish Food

The six things I could never do without

Water

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SO Note: Do you have any sexy pets? If so shoot pet matchmaker Mike Kelton an email at mike@serialoptimist.com and your pet could be featured next!