Are your pets lonely? Are they also super sexy? Well then send them to me and I will hook them up with other sexy lonely pets. Yeah, that’s all. I’m a matchmaker, but for your sexy, sexy pets.
I think I’m dying.
What I’m doing with my life
I used to make out the shapes in the room and hide in the treasure chest but now…I think I’m dying.
I’m really good at
…reacting to light and color signals.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I’m not Nemo and I can swim.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Big Bang Theory
Fish Food, not the ice cream…actually Fish Food
The six things I could never do without
SO Note: Do you have any sexy pets? If so shoot pet matchmaker Mike Kelton an email at firstname.lastname@example.org and your pet could be featured next!