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Sexy Pets: Hook All Your Pets Up!

Are your pets lonely? Are they also super sexy? Well then send them to me and I will hook them up with other sexy lonely pets. Yeah, that’s all. I’m [...]

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Best Valentine’s Day Gifts But Not Really

It’s that time of year again; time for men and women in relationships to buck up and appreciate their other half for an entire day. Butter them up. Give them [...]

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Underappreciated: Coffee Filters

Coffee filters are super underappreciated. When I moved back home from New York, my brother decided to gain an interest in coffee. What drove this interest was the fact that [...]

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Underappreciated: Tutus (Yes…Tutus)

Tutus are pretty damn underappreciated. I am going to go super girly on everyone this week. I had the pleasure of working during the Lady Gaga concert this week, selling [...]

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Underappreciated: Razors

My underappreciated topic for this week could double as a very nifty weapon. Or, a poor choice in weapon that should only be used as a last resort in any [...]

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‘All The Poems That Are Fit To Print’

Mix together playwright, screenwriter and poet and you get busy gal Laura Brienza. She runs the news and poetry website “All The Poems That Are Fit To Print,” a site that [...]

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Underappreciated: Snow Flakes

Last night, I went to fill up the gas tank in my Malibu. It was cold all day, which I knew because I had been working at a window for [...]

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Five Favs

Welcome to my Five Favs. This is my personal list of things I’m currently digging hard on. Like, so hard it’s bleeding. I’m sure you all know the feeling. You [...]

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Six Best Things About Being Sick

People always malign being sick; they look towards flu season with a sense of whispering dread. When a co-worker calls in sick at the beginning of January, people around the [...]

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Five Favs

Welcome to my Five Favs. This is my personal list of things I’m currently digging hard on. Like, so hard it’s bleeding. I’m sure you all know the feeling. You [...]

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Underappreciated: Cinnamon

Cinnamon is Ridiculously Underappreciated. Those of you who do not bake will probably never understand a word that I say. Ever. But, cinnamon is excruciatingly underappreciated. Yes, cinnamon. That spice [...]

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Dan Harmon’s “You’ll Be Perfect When You’re Dead: The Collected Online Writings Of Dan Harmon”

Get your Dan Harmon on this very day! The first edition of Dan Harmon’s book, “You’ll be Perfect When You’re Dead: The Collected Online Writings of Dan Harmon” drops today [...]

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Underappreciated: Security Guards

Security Guards are Underappreciated. I know they can be nuisances. They watch you like a hawk, ask  you tons of questions, look through your things, and sometimes even make you [...]

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Underappreciated: Banana Peels

Sifting through the inner workings of my mind, trying to sort out a plausible object that is severely underappreciated, I took a break from staring at my computer screen and [...]